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Post by The SNIC on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:47 pm

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I've always thought I'd be good at it but 1000 years old is too old to go up on stand up since the 2000 year old man.... so I made this... Where you can't be Shy to make some laughs! GO!!

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:38 am

How do you "spoilers"?
You need do to this on this kind of topic.....
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by CarnivorousA on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:38 am

[spoiler]Type whats in it here[/spoiler]

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:32 am

Right...

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:33 am

Oh i get it Sparx. Ha

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:36 am

Fine, I'll try again:
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"


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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:33 am

That's not funny...

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Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:46 am

Sorry, look back
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Post by CarnivorousA on Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:54 pm

How do you confuse a gay person?
Purple.

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:22 am

That's a good game! Very Happy

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:20 pm

teacher:say a sentance that starts with the word I
student:I is...
teacher:no its I am
student:i am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Zanguel65 on Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:45 pm

try a differant kind of joke please
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:31 am

Computer Terminology

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.

Obsolete - Any computer you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."

Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."

Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:25 am

lol
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Zanguel65 on Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:36 pm

that's funny
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:13 pm

internet-a easy way to get lots of viruses
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Post by CarnivorousA on Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:11 am

lol Well said sparx.

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:57 am

here's a a funny lymric (a type of poem), I heard somewhere:

"Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
get wasted all the time,
and you'll have the time of your life!"
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by fooey on Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:00 am

like this one
safe.... actually i think i aught not say it

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by CarnivorousA on Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:07 am

tellustellustellus
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:15 am

Fooey, it doen't matter if it involves swearing it gets blocked out anyway
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Post by CarnivorousA on Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:17 am

Well most of the time it does.

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Post by fooey on Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:13 am

i doubt it sensurs this one as its not actually a cuss word just inapropriate

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Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:04 pm

oh...ok then....
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Post by The Dark Ninja on Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:09 pm

you walked in to a store and got a black arm
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:42 pm

Suspect
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