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Post by The SNIC on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:47 pm

I've always thought I'd be good at it but 1000 years old is too old to go up on stand up since the 2000 year old man.... so I made this... Where you can't be Shy to make some laughs! GO!!

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:56 pm

(rob fels that he has no talent)
bob:what are you going to do for the talent show
rob:prognogstication - predicting the future
bob:show me
rob:i predict
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that i will be sick on the day of the talent show
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:02 pm

i see... or more I don't. Must be the delivery... but I don't get the spoil... oh I get it lol

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:07 pm

what do you get when you cross an elevant with Darth Vator
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an elevator
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re:jokes and stuff

Post by The SNIC on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:13 pm

Okay now I understand that you must click the spoiler clever... clever the dark ninja. But I don't fall on the ground laughing from one's like the 2nd joke...
The Dark Ninja: What kind of joke is that?
Spoiler:
The SNIC: A bad one
for the dark ninja
Spoiler:
no offense dark ninja. You know what I mean right?


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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:17 pm

k,speed reed the next line of words
this is gonig to be cool raelly cool i found it is it weird
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:21 pm

found this topic?

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:26 pm

hmm
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:32 pm

indeed... I'm not showing off with my Stand up talent because I'd overwelm everybody...

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:35 pm

how many fingers do i have behind my back
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ten there are all behind my back i did not have to say that they were pointing up
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by CarnivorousA on Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:47 pm

Man, question jokes aren't that good anymore. Everyone knows they're going to sound lame unless they're sexual or racial, and even then some people are going to be offended, you just can't win with question jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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SLAP! You idiot, you know better than that, saying some stupid chicken crossing the road joke. There's like twenty million different answers and none of them are funny. You ridiculous child.
In conclusion, question jokes don't get you anywhere.

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:12 pm

3 men walk in to a desserted hotel how many people are in the hotel?
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none the walked in to it,they probally got hurt
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:16 am

Carnivorous is right.
I made an answer to why di the chicken cross the road and it was somewhat sexual. But this is stand up not knock knock. But I'll do one more kay?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there.
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Noone I left...

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:31 am

one night man and a woman went in a desserted hotel went to the front desk and noone was there no one
how many people are in the hotel
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3 one knight,a man, and a woman
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:50 pm

I don't get it...

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Pikmon2 on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:06 pm

I get it.

why did the chicken cross the rode?
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Be cause a KFC was opening
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:25 pm

lol

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Post by Pikmon2 on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:29 pm

thanks!
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by Sparx the Cy-Wolf on Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:52 pm

Here's one:

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the box, and sure enough…
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The SNIC on Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:59 pm

??? Sorry I'm sick 2day

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by CarnivorousA on Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:59 pm

Nice sparx.
Knock knock jokes aren't very good either. Same as what I said before, they aren't funny unless they're offensive.

Questions without an answer are good though (I know there's a word for them I can't remember it)
Can you get chicken salt from a chicken?
How is this stand up comedy when we're sitting down?

Anyway this morning I opened up a pack of snakes alive... They were all dead...

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:18 am

1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890

what is the next number
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6
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Post by CarnivorousA on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:54 am

I didn't get that at all. Please explain.

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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by The Dark Ninja on Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:03 am

126
that basically what i did carny
1261126126
if i repeated the patturn

i did not give you the hole pattern
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...

Post by CarnivorousA on Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:58 am

the pattern was 1234567890 so it was 1. That a brain teaser not a joke.

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