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Stand up comedy topic...
I've always thought I'd be good at it but 1000 years old is too old to go up on stand up since the 2000 year old man.... so I made this... Where you can't be Shy to make some laughs! GO!!
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
(rob fels that he has no talent)
bob:what are you going to do for the talent show
rob:prognogstication - predicting the future
bob:show me
rob:i predict
bob:what are you going to do for the talent show
rob:prognogstication - predicting the future
bob:show me
rob:i predict
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- that i will be sick on the day of the talent show
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
i see... or more I don't. Must be the delivery... but I don't get the spoil... oh I get it lol
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
what do you get when you cross an elevant with Darth Vator
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- an elevator
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re:jokes and stuff
Okay now I understand that you must click the spoiler clever... clever the dark ninja. But I don't fall on the ground laughing from one's like the 2nd joke...
The Dark Ninja: What kind of joke is that?
The Dark Ninja: What kind of joke is that?
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- The SNIC: A bad one
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- no offense dark ninja. You know what I mean right?
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
k,speed reed the next line of words
this is gonig to be cool raelly cool i found it is it weird
this is gonig to be cool raelly cool i found it is it weird
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
found this topic?
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
indeed... I'm not showing off with my Stand up talent because I'd overwelm everybody...
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
how many fingers do i have behind my back
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- ten there are all behind my back i did not have to say that they were pointing up
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
Man, question jokes aren't that good anymore. Everyone knows they're going to sound lame unless they're sexual or racial, and even then some people are going to be offended, you just can't win with question jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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- SLAP! You idiot, you know better than that, saying some stupid chicken crossing the road joke. There's like twenty million different answers and none of them are funny. You ridiculous child.
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
3 men walk in to a desserted hotel how many people are in the hotel?
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- none the walked in to it,they probally got hurt
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
Carnivorous is right.
I made an answer to why di the chicken cross the road and it was somewhat sexual. But this is stand up not knock knock. But I'll do one more kay?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there.
I made an answer to why di the chicken cross the road and it was somewhat sexual. But this is stand up not knock knock. But I'll do one more kay?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there.
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- Noone I left...
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
one night man and a woman went in a desserted hotel went to the front desk and noone was there no one
how many people are in the hotel
how many people are in the hotel
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- 3 one knight,a man, and a woman
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
I don't get it...
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
I get it.
why did the chicken cross the rode?
why did the chicken cross the rode?
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
lol
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
thanks!
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
Here's one:
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the box, and sure enough…
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the box, and sure enough…
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
??? Sorry I'm sick 2day
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
Nice sparx.
Knock knock jokes aren't very good either. Same as what I said before, they aren't funny unless they're offensive.
Questions without an answer are good though (I know there's a word for them I can't remember it)
Can you get chicken salt from a chicken?
How is this stand up comedy when we're sitting down?
Anyway this morning I opened up a pack of snakes alive... They were all dead...
Knock knock jokes aren't very good either. Same as what I said before, they aren't funny unless they're offensive.
Questions without an answer are good though (I know there's a word for them I can't remember it)
Can you get chicken salt from a chicken?
How is this stand up comedy when we're sitting down?
Anyway this morning I opened up a pack of snakes alive... They were all dead...
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890
what is the next number
what is the next number
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- 6
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
126
that basically what i did carny
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if i repeated the patturn
i did not give you the hole pattern
that basically what i did carny
1261126126
if i repeated the patturn
i did not give you the hole pattern
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
the pattern was 1234567890 so it was 1. That a brain teaser not a joke.
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