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CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

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CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by Nintendo fan on Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:01 am

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post 1 Chuck joke at a time and NO DOUBLE POSTING! (posting twice in a row)

ill start!


Chuck norris went to the virgin islands. Now they're just called the islands.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by The Dark Ninja on Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:59 am

when chuck norris jumps he does not go up the earth goes down
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by Dez1100 on Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:02 pm

1)Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

2)Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

3)When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4)Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

5)Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

More jokes here
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by The Dark Ninja on Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:44 am

some people sleep walk chuck norris sleep kills

if chuck norris was in super smash bros brawl,here is how you would unlock him,you don't he unlocks himself.his onl move is round house kick (smash ball move super round house kick) (both moves make your target slam off the screen)
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by Dez1100 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:17 pm



Shortly after posting this the person died of a roundhouse kick related injury.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by Mokushi on Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:03 pm

Bumpage Smile

Chuck Norris is so well respected that when he goes into a restruant, he is given a list of all the food available there. He is then allowed to choose one of the items of food from the list and it will be cooked for him.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

Post by The Dark Ninja on Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:58 pm

if chuck norris started a karate class everyone would die because he would practice on them
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